Well, another season of The Bachelor has begun. Jake Pavelka…the man who Jillian dumped, but yet he still came back a few episodes later to warn Jill about sleazy Wes…is our new Bachelor!

Just by the TITLE of this season…I’m expecting some definitely CHEESY-NESS. Plus, with Jake…who was SO cheesy when he was a contestant on The Bachelorette, I’d expect nothing less. And boy…did we have some cheesy moments just on this first episode.
I do have to say tho…Jake really is a good guy. You can tell when he talks that he’s very genuine. Just something about him tho always “reeks” of “fairytale.” He REALLY wants to have that HAPPILY EVER AFTER and found his PRINCESS. Nothing wrong with that tho…I just hope the outcome of this whole experience can live up to what he’s hoping…
On another note…HOW MANY TIMES can they get Jake without his shirt on?! I mean, SERIOUSLY. Man. I do have to admit he has QUITE the body tho. Very chiseled and “tight.” Nice to look at. Overall he’s just a very well-put-together guy. Can’t believe he’s the same age!
OK, now on to the good stuff…THE GIRLS. As usual, 25 girls…only 15 get to stay. Jake’s definitely got quite a mix of girls…most of them being around the age of 25 tho, for some reason. I’ll try to commentate on as many as I can, but focusing on the ones that are actually STILL around:
ALI: First things first. Umm…EMILY VANCAMP (Rebecca on Brothers & Sisters) anyone? She TOTALLY reminds me of her. Right now, she’s one of my favorites. She super cute and seems pretty normal. She was the first girl out of the limos…gave him the peacock feather…also ripped her dress when they were walking to their one-on-one time. Yellow dress. Her “story” was sad…her roommate cheated with her boyfriend. Poor thing. Like her a lot.
TENLEY: She is Miss “DISNEY PRINCESS.” She played princesses for Disney, and even sorta sounds like one. She could even look like Ariel from The Little Mermaid without the red hair. She sounds almost TOO goody-goody, but overall I do like her. She was the lucky recipient of the 1st Impression Rose. Not surprising actually because she read Jake those 10 things about herself, which he really appreciated. She also was the only girl to actually kiss Jake ALREADY. The kiss was a bit forward, but it was pretty innocent, so I wasn’t bothered by it. Interesting reaction SHE had tho…how she kinda broke down. Only been with one man…her ex-husband. I think she was feeling kinda like she was desperate by kissing him already. It’ll be interesting to see how INVOLVED she gets…she seems like she could fall pretty hard for him…
ROZLYN: A slimmer HILARY DUFF. Rozlyn is actually quite gorgeous. She’s definitely got a look, and has that sex appeal as well. She reminds me of Lauren (from Jason’s season), because she really doesn’t seem like she will EVER throw herself/pursue a guy. She’s used to guys pursuing her. And her looking like that…being a model…I’m not surprised. I don’t think her appeal is anything deeper than physical tho. Jake DID keep her around…but with only having to get rid of 10 girls, he probably had roses to spare, so might as well keep the beautiful one. After all, even tho it may not be a deep connection, I’m SURE he’s AT LEAST physically attracted to her. She won’t be a favorite among the girls tho…
CHRISTINA: You totally can’t tell from this picture, but Christina totally reminds me of KATE WINSLET. Watch her on the episode and you’ll see what I mean. I hate to compare her to Kate tho because Christina is…in her own words…”the b****y one.” She’s the one that said she has mostly guy friends, she brought all those bags of jellybeans for the “booted” girls. She won’t end up being a favorite among the girls either, but I guess Jake sees something in her. She’s also the one that was comparing herself to some of the other girls…and how they were all “busty,” while she has…in her own words…”baby boobs,” which I thought was pretty hilarious.
VIENNA: We already have a Hilary Duff, now here’s HAYLIE DUFF.
Vienna is little miss “Daddy’s Girl”…she has her precious little dog that she adores, is spoiled rotten by her father. Not something to be proud of. She also has A LOT of energy. She talks TOO MUCH. I guess from a guy’s perspective tho…that’s pretty cute and attractive. At least she’s bubbly. I don’t care for her much at all right now.
ELIZABETH: Umm…totally COURTENEY COX. I don’t really remember TOO much about her other than that. She’s pretty attractive and Jake seemed to like her. Oh, she’s the one that wanted to see if Jake could play football. Then all the girls came out and they actually played a short game of football. I do have to say, Jake does NOT throw in a very “manly” way. He said he played football in high school, but…he looked a bit awkward. I guess that’s why he’s a pilot and not an athlete.
Don’t really have much of an opinion about this girl yet.
ELLA: Ella is our signature “parent” of this season. She seems VERY driven and determined to win Jake’s heart. I wonder if having a son without a father has anything to do with that drive? Jake does seem to like her tho. She gave Jake the little toy plane that was her son’s favorite. Umm, really? You’re gonna give your son’s FAVORITE toy to someone who’s practically a STRANGER? I wonder how much chemistry these two have together tho…right now I didn’t really see it. Altho she was one of the ladies that Jill & Ed praised to Jake.
GIA: For me, she reminds me a lot of THANDIE NEWTON (Crash). She’s very attractive, but not sure if I like her. She had some cute moments, but based on the previews, she’s going to be one that the girls don’t like/have a beef with. We’ll have to see with this one…
ASHLEIGH: Ashleigh totally looks like/reminds me of BRANDE RODERICK (The Celebrity Apprentice). She’s also the one who FELL while walking up to meet Jake after getting out of the limo. Was that an ACTUAL fall, or did she fake it so that he would have to catch her? Hard to say. She didn’t really seem THAT embarrassed by it, so…hmm… In any case, it got her a rose, so…don’t have much of an opinion otherwise so far.
MICHELLE: Had to save the “best” for last.
Michelle was definitely the “shocker” of this episode. I mean…come on…this girl is CRAZY! She’s kind of like the Shannon (from Jason’s season) of this season…but more “psycho.” How she broke down during the mingling time because she didn’t get one-on-one time. The best was when Jill & Ed were grilling her…and she was explaining her feelings. Jill & Ed’s facial expressions were CLASSIC! Jill wanted to laugh, and Ed looked like he was thinking…OOOOKKKAAAYY….C-R-A-Z-Y lady here!
It was awesome. But YET Jake kept her…even AFTER Jill & Ed specifically named her as one he shouldn’t keep. Wonder why? Maybe he felt sorry for her because she seemed so overwhelmed by this whole thing. She’s gonna be TOO MUCH. Already a drama queen with the crying. Come on girl! You don’t even KNOW this guy! How can you be BREAKING DOWN about this ALREADY?!
Some other notables:
- ELIZABETH (the Capt. of the National Guard): She was super cute…I really wanted her to advance, but she didn’t. She was the one that said she didn’t have a fashion sense. Oh well. She seemed too low-key. She probably didn’t stand out.
- I was suprised he didn’t keep Sheila, the pilot. I mean, if you’re talking about having things in common…and aeronautics is SO important to him too! Maybe he doesn’t want “another him”…
- First thing I thought of when Jill & Ed came out was…”Jill, you better watch your man! There’s 25 beautiful girls here…Ed could go wild!” HA!
- CHANNY, the Cambodian girl. OMG. That phrase she told him in Cambodian – “You can land your plane on my landing strip anyday…“ That was just ridiculous! Haha!
It’ll be an interesting season. Man, those previews. Sure looks like it’s going to get VERY INTENSE. Big secrets. Betrayals. They even showed Jake doing his signature “crying over the railing”! OH BOY! It’s amazing how much DRAMA they are able to stir up on this show…
Until next week…
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